Exposition Boulevarde

Kylie. Melbourne, Australia.
A celebration of whatever takes my fancy. I fancy a lot.
Formerly tumblin'downton and magnificentimperfection.

My next post will be my 5,000th. I feel like it should be something significant. Back to the ship that started it all? Or something embarrassing from deep in the archive? If anyone wants to pop into my inbox and ask me shit or tell me shit then that would be lovely too. (By morning I’ll probably forget and reblog a post about a farting koala in sunglasses or something.) 

4 hours ago on July 29th | J | 3 notes
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in-flagrante:

A clip from The Manners of Downton Abbey documentary that will air one hour before Downton's January premiere in America.

5 hours ago on July 29th | J | 267 notes

however-whatever-whenever:

The popular series is being shot at the home of the Duke and Duchess of Northumberland this morning, with the castle’s website revealing that filming will run until August 8.

5 hours ago on July 29th | J | 100 notes

secretaryofstateforomnishambles replied to your post “Sometimes I get great satisfaction from my job. Sometimes it’s even…”

But surely you must recognize that health services debtor collections have come far and are vital to the hospital billing process. Further, an efficient and effective payment system helps reduce the overhead - logical, but still novel in many areas

But Sean, it’s even more thrilling than that. Hold onto your hat. It’s about the changing role of the hospital administrator/ceo/etc over the past 100 years. And he is so damned excited about it. My director did me a solid today, though. He was chatting to the ceo and mentioned in passing that it was a big research job (no one has written a wikipedia page about it where I can catch the drift then roll out some supreme bs, ie my usual approach), so that buys me some time.  

5 hours ago on July 29th | J | 2 notes
susanmichelin:

"As a rule I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot."
"Man, you’re obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?"
"I’d really have to consult my Feelings Journal to be sure."
"Kendall requires a domestic staff to make cereal."
"And last summer, I made this townie girl moan without even using my hands. Is any of this relevant? Should I make a list?" 
(2.19 Nevermind the Buttocks) 
THIRTY DAYS OF LOGAN LINES

susanmichelin:

"As a rule I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot."

"Man, you’re obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?"

"I’d really have to consult my Feelings Journal to be sure."

"Kendall requires a domestic staff to make cereal."

"And last summer, I made this townie girl moan without even using my hands. Is any of this relevant? Should I make a list?" 

(2.19 Nevermind the Buttocks) 

THIRTY DAYS OF LOGAN LINES

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Just-in-Case Letters

machaswicket:

Just-in-Case Letters

Chapters from Logan’s third deployment are up, and since the two-chapters-per thing got blown out of the water (hi, my name is Macha, and I am a wordy bitch!), here’s the breakdown:

  • Deployment One (2013): chapters 1-2
  • Deployment Two (2014): chapters 3-4
  • Deployment Three (2016):  chapters 5-8

Thanks so much for the unexpectedly warm welcome this strange little story has received — I’m blown away. :)

And… now I will go hide under my couch. Heh.

16 hours ago on July 29th | J | 19 notes

Just downloaded the twitter app for my phone again. I will be moderate in my usage this time. Bahaha.

20 hours ago on July 29th | J | 3 notes

So if any fic lands today I wonder if reading it in the middle of an innovation workshop would be considered bad form. I’m a mature professional, yes I am.

20 hours ago on July 29th | J | 2 notes

robthomasbookclub:

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1 day ago on July 28th | J | 59 notes

Sometimes I get great satisfaction from my job.
Sometimes it’s even fun.
Sometimes my boss thinks the history and evolution of hospital management is a great topic for an after-dinner speech.

One of these things is not like the other.

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 5 notes
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absolutelyiris:

onhbogo:

Veronica Mars Preview 

Premieres Saturday, August 23rd at 8PM

A commercial that focuses on Veronica and not a love triangle? Maybe HBO should’ve done the promo for the movie in March. Good job.
1 day ago on July 28th | J | 89 notes
So did you read the thousand dollar tan line and are you afraid for Veronica and Logan's reunion. I'm freaked out I feel like there's going to be another break and I don't know if my little heart can take it. What are your thoughts?

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parkerlees:

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yes, i did read TTDL! it did not disappoint. (obviously. it was amazing. like reading excellent fanfiction, but it was actually canon.)

okay, so i thought i would be dreading logan and veronica’s reunion, but i’m not! i’m actually super excited to see how they handle it. basically, i don’t think they’ll break up again. or at least, not in mr kiss & tell. (but hopefully never again.)

NB: i get really disgusting after this point with a lot of crying gifs and quotes and bullet points and all caps yelling (and even accurate MLA citations!), so here is a read more. i apologize profusely if you’re on mobile and have to scroll past this shit. scroll, mes amis, scroll as fast as your little fingers can take you.

Read More

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 70 notes

So tempting just to post the google logo, every hour on the hour, getting larger and larger every time, in the tag of all those people saying ‘what even is veronica mars?’ Google, people, gooooooooooogle. Maybe they’re using Bing.

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 8 notes

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 64,711 notes